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  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
  • me: not with that attitude
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chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

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cybercum:

the word pizza is a sext in itself 


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dilclo:

when she texts first <3

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rosaparking:

mom: clean up ur room and do the dishes and take out the trash

me:

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padfootstolemycrumpet:

so accurate right now

padfootstolemycrumpet:

so accurate right now

(Source: timeywimeyness)

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seasicksailors:

old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old
sport

a poem by jay gatsby


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